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September 2025 Releases | Episode 5: Driftport Town | Say Cheese!
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Miniatures
- Brand the Marksman
- Lord of Driftport
- 3x Driftport Spearmen
- 3x Driftport Swordsmen
- 3x Driftport Archers
- 4x Driftport Militia Archers
- 3x Driftport Militia Fighters
- 3x Driftport Militia Spearmen
Terrain
- 4x Driftport House
Siege Machines
- Anti-Dragon Ballista
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Fondue Village was supposed to be a sleepy town after Governor Droolmont outlawed dairy out of spite. Instead? The abandoned factory started oozing nightmares, ratfolk smugglers kept rolling contraband gouda, and a primordial starter culture named Muctopus began whispering from the brine.
Now it’s state vs. plague cheese – and somehow, you’re the one hired to sniff out the truth.
Will you:
🧀 Wrestle a molten Gouda Golem until every breath smells like buttered regret?
🐀 Smuggle a 4-foot wheel of cheddar through festival crowds without it rolling into the river?
🎭 Trust Cheddrick the chatty mimic wedge when he insists licking the wall is “definitely the right call”?
🦑 Fight animated brie swarms, camembert singers, and cheddar slimes in a labyrinth of ooze and moldy riddles?
🍞 Play festival games like Fondue Dunk, Whey Lifting, and Cheese Wheel Chase?
⚔️ March with the Ministry of Digestive Order to burn the cheese factory and wage holy war against fondue itself?
👥 Or rally the villagers, flip the cheese cult into a full-blown street riot, and ban the governor before he bans buttered toast next?
Warning: May cause existential brie-downs, possession by cheddar fumes, unplanned crab battles, or being hailed as the savior (or destroyer) of dairy civilization.
Choose wisely, or just cheesily. Either way, the rind remembers.
Creatures
- Hydra (Gargantuan)
- Gouda Golem
- Gruyere Ghost
- 3x Ratfolk Gangsters
- Anaconda
- Giant Crab
- Giant Eel
- Eel Swarm
- Crab Swarm
- Mucktopus
NPCs
- Governor Droolmont
- Hurd “El Fromagio” – Orc Tavernkeep
- Anna of the Milkward Sons – Human Ranger
- 3x Town Guards
- Ratfolk Smuggler
- Crazy Fisherman Jalk
Scatter Props
- Cheese Factory Terrain Set
Throwback Model
15x Thematic Sculpted Bases
Full Size Prop
- Cheese Wheel Mimic
PDF resources:
- Say Cheese! – Adventure Blueprint, a new approach to adventures that you can prep in 5 minutes
- Custom Monster Statblocks with new actions and tactics ideas
- Encounter Generator Tables for quick and scalable combat
- Adventure Hooks Almanac to spice up the story
- Arcane Codex, with thematic spells and magic items
- Battlemaps for print and digital use
- Camp Minigames for fun downtime
- Character and Monster Tokens
- Monster Hunter Diary with relevant trophies
- Factions and Lore to enrich the descriptions when necessary
- NPC and Enemy Cards
- Custom Character Sheet
The cheese is a lie! 😉
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